nailed v5 p2

OK, so I am full of opinions. One is that every sporting event, every theater performance, every concert, SideShow performance, poetry slam, and most sermons are all show business. It doesn’t matter if you are an overpaid athelete or an underpaid SideShow performer, you are an entertainer and what you do is all show business. That brings us to the subject of Midget Rasslin’. (and before I go any further, I want all you P.C. folks out there who are thinking, ‘you shouldn’t call them midgets. They are little people’ or some such crap, well, the line starts here for you to kiss my ass. I am calling these guys what they call themselves. Hell, their website, which you chould check out, is

Midget Rasslin’ came to Nashville and I had a front row seat with some of my cronies. The event was $10 to get in and was worth every cent. It took place at a little redneck sports bar where they fed you a free BBQ dinner, had really, really, REALLY bad karoke as a warm up and then topped the evening off with two ass kicking midgets. There was Puppet, The Angry Dwarf and Tito, The World’s Smallest Extreme Athlete! They ROCKED! These two gentlemen travel the USA and kick the hell out of each other for fun and profit (lots of profit) and provide an entertaining show, which was enjoyed by all. Kind of like the WWE that was left in the dryer a little too long. It was way more fun than it should have been. After the show, I got together with the guys and we talked show biz and posed for photos. They were both surprised, as you can tell, when I shoved the nail up the old snout. Both were great guys and I hope we can hook up again on the road soon.

And there you have it. Like I said, a lot going on.
Look for me on the road in Tampa, FL, in Westminster, MD and at ScottyPaluza in Turin, NY. And once again, if you have any photos you have had made posing with me, send them in for the ‘Fans Page.’ Email them to ssb@sideshowbennie.com or snail mail them to me at P.O. Box 272 Goodlettsville, TN 37070.